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Total Medals Earned: 28 (From 7 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 420 Points

Epic Battle Fantasy 5

Medals Earned: 1/83 (10/1,700 points)

What Game? 10 Points

Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.

100K Damage 5 Points

Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!

10K Damage 5 Points

Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.

1K Damage 5 Points

Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.

Art Connoisseur 5 Points

View a fine piece of framed artwork.

Back Attack 5 Points

What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!

Berzerker's Rage 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.

Bonus Skills 5 Points

Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.

Conductive Status 5 Points

Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.

Confusion 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.

Cooling Off 5 Points

And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.

Disarmed 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.

Family Roots 5 Points

Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.

Fog of War 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.

Freebie 5 Points

Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.

Give 100% 5 Points

Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.

Instant Knowledge 5 Points

Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.

Limits Broken 5 Points

Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!

Mercy 5 Points

Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.

No Mercy 5 Points

Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.

Owned 5 Points

Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.

RIP in Peace 5 Points

Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.

Roid Rage 5 Points

Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.

Second Chance 5 Points

Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!

Secret Farm 5 Points

Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.

Secret Soundboard 5 Points

Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.

Slave Trader 5 Points

Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.

Sometimes Invincible 5 Points

Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.

Uncontrollable Hunger 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.

Unusual Torture 5 Points

Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.

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1M Damage 10 Points

Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!

Beast Tamer 10 Points

Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.

Book Worm 10 Points

Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!

Cat Person 10 Points

Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.

Child Minder 10 Points

Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.

Code Breaker 10 Points

Discover one of several secret codes.

Dim Depths 10 Points

The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.

Eagle Eye 10 Points

Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!

EXP Pipeline 10 Points

Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.

Generic Holiday 10 Points

Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)

Helping Hand 10 Points

Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.

Like a Bird 10 Points

Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!

Nice Guy 10 Points

Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.

Not Pok*mon 10 Points

Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.

Public Servant 10 Points

Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.

Seduction 10 Points

Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.

Unlimited Blade Works 10 Points

Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.

Upgrade Complete 10 Points

Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!

Video Games 10 Points

Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.

Wandering Out 10 Points

Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.

Where's Satan? 10 Points

Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.

10M Damage 25 Points

Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!

Boss's Boss 25 Points

Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.

Burning Soul 25 Points

Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Cartographer 25 Points

Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.

Firewood 25 Points

Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

Golden God 25 Points

Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.

None Are Safe 25 Points

Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.

Nuclear Holocaust 25 Points

Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.

Over the Wall 25 Points

Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.

Party Hard 25 Points

A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.

Pop Eye 25 Points

Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.

Quest Cuck 25 Points

Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.

Secret World 25 Points

Use the three Spiritual Stones to open the... Door of Time?

Slip 'n' Slide 25 Points

Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.

Squishy 25 Points

Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...

Swamped 25 Points

I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.

Triple Death 25 Points

Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.

X-Ray Goggles 25 Points

Scan 125 different foes. (Captured foes count as scanned!)

Alien Landscape 50 Points

Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.

Arctic Expedition 50 Points

Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.

Bash the Fash 50 Points

Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.

Chest Grabber 50 Points

Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.

Forgotten Myths 50 Points

Defeat Poseidon on Epic difficulty.

River Rapids 50 Points

Sail towards unknown lands on a dinky raft that's totally sea-worthy.

The Cat King 50 Points

Defeat Laurelin on Epic difficulty.

Determination 100 Points

Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.

None Are Free 100 Points

Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.

Reformat 100 Points

Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...

Ultimate Hero 100 Points

Defeat the final boss on Epic difficulty.

World Saved? 100 Points

Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'

Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)

Friday Night Funker 5 Points

Start the game

SPOOKY TIME 10 Points

Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2

Just like the game 25 Points

Funk on a Friday (real time)

Pico's School

Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/260 points)

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Save the Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

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77 O's in all caps 5 Points

The official SHOOM

Maxed Out 100 Points

Reach like 6478 O's

Space Conquerors

Medals Earned: 2/100 (10/380 points)

Space Conquerors 01 5 Points

To start the path of the conqueror of space

Space Conquerors 03 5 Points

To build the Base unit

Space Conquerors 04 5 Points

To build a Hangar for a spacecraft

Space Conquerors 05 5 Points

To build a Cargo bay

Space Conquerors 06 5 Points

To build a Solar battery

Space Conquerors 07 5 Points

To build a Plant turrets

Space Conquerors 08 5 Points

To build a Battle centre

Space Conquerors 10 5 Points

To build a Laboratory

Space Conquerors 11 5 Points

To build a Support center

Space Conquerors 12 5 Points

To build a Trading port

Space Conquerors 13 5 Points

To build a Warehouse of equipment

Space Conquerors 14 5 Points

To build a Living module

Space Conquerors 15 5 Points

To build a Radar

Space Conquerors 16 5 Points

To build a Repair shop

Space Conquerors 17 5 Points

To build an Entertainment center

Space Conquerors 18 5 Points

To build a Clan center

Space Conquerors 19 5 Points

To build a Power Plant

Space Conquerors 20 5 Points

To build a relay station

Space Conquerors 21 5 Points

To build a Museum of artifacts

Space Conquerors 22 5 Points

To build the Accumulator

Space Conquerors 23 5 Points

To build a Traction engine

Space Conquerors 24 5 Points

To build the RT-generator

Space Conquerors 25 5 Points

To build a Telescope

Space Conquerors 26 5 Points

To build a Space museum

Space Conquerors 27 5 Points

To build the Orbital cannon

Space Conquerors 28 5 Points

To build a Guild base

Space Conquerors 29 5 Points

Earn the rank of Jung

Space Conquerors 30 5 Points

Earn the rank of Master

Space Conquerors 31 5 Points

Earn the rank of Senior pilot

Space Conquerors 32 5 Points

Earn the rank of Senior navigator

Space Conquerors 33 5 Points

Earn the rank of Chief

Space Conquerors 34 5 Points

Earn the rank of Senior midshipman

Space Conquerors 35 5 Points

Earn the rank of Flagship

Space Conquerors 36 5 Points

Earn the rank of General

Space Conquerors 37 5 Points

Earn the rank of General-Colonel

Space Conquerors 38 5 Points

Earn the rank of Admiral

Space Conquerors 39 5 Points

Earn the rank of Generalissimo

Space Conquerors 40 5 Points

Earn the rank of Privy Councillor

Space Conquerors 41 5 Points

To destroy 10 asteroids in flight

Space Conquerors 42 5 Points

To destroy 100 asteroids in flight

Space Conquerors 43 5 Points

To destroy 500 asteroids in flight

Space Conquerors 44 5 Points

To destroy 1000 asteroids in flight

Space Conquerors 45 5 Points

To destroy 3000 asteroids in flight

Space Conquerors 46 5 Points

Destroy 10 comets in flight

Space Conquerors 47 5 Points

Destroy 50 comets in flight

Space Conquerors 48 5 Points

Destroy 100 comets in flight

Space Conquerors 49 5 Points

Destroy 500 comets in flight

Space Conquerors 50 5 Points

Destroy 2000 comets in flight

Space Conquerors 51 5 Points

Destroy 10 enemy spacecrafts

Space Conquerors 52 5 Points

Destroy 50 enemy spacecrafts

Space Conquerors 53 5 Points

Destroy 200 enemy spacecrafts

Space Conquerors 54 5 Points

Destroy 1000 enemy spacecrafts

Space Conquerors 55 5 Points

Destroy 3000 enemy spacecrafts

Space Conquerors 56 0 Points

Destroy 2 enemy defensive cruisers

Space Conquerors 60 5 Points

Explore 5 sectors of the universe

Space Conquerors 61 5 Points

Explore 25 sectors of the universe

Space Conquerors 62 5 Points

Explore 100 sectors of the universe

Space Conquerors 63 5 Points

Explore 500 sectors of the universe

Space Conquerors 64 5 Points

Explore 1000 sectors of the universe

Space Conquerors 65 5 Points

Explore 2000 sectors of the universe

Space Conquerors 66 5 Points

To collect 1,000 units of resources

Space Conquerors 67 5 Points

To collect 10,000 units of resources

Space Conquerors 68 5 Points

To collect 100,000 units of resources

Space Conquerors 69 5 Points

To collect 500,000 units of resources

Space Conquerors 70 5 Points

To collect 1 million units of resources

Space Conquerors 71 5 Points

To spend 10 hours in flight

Space Conquerors 72 5 Points

To spend 50 hours in flight

Space Conquerors 73 5 Points

To spend 100 hours in flight

Space Conquerors 74 0 Points

To spend 500 hours in flight

Space Conquerors 75 0 Points

To spend 2000 hours in flight

Space Conquerors 76 5 Points

Successfully complete the combat flight 10 times

Space Conquerors 77 5 Points

Successfully complete the combat flight 100 times

Space Conquerors 78 0 Points

Successfully complete the combat flight 1000 times

Space Conquerors 79 0 Points

Successfully complete the combat flight 3000 times

Space Conquerors 80 5 Points

To activate an escape pod

Space Conquerors 81 5 Points

Activate the escape pod 10 times

Space Conquerors 82 5 Points

Activate the escape pod 100 times

Space Conquerors 83 0 Points

Activate the escape pod 1000 times

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Tactical Weapon Pack

Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/325 points)

Headshots I 10 Points

Get 10 headshots

Kills I 10 Points

Get 10 kills

Field Test 5 Points

Visit the firing range

Headshots II 25 Points

Get 50 headshots

Kills II 25 Points

Get 100 kills

Headshots III 50 Points

Get 100 headshots

Kills III 100 Points

Get 1,000 kills

Royalty 100 Points

Prestige in ranked mode

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 17/20 (300/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)